the cutest person in the world is going to be here in just over 14 hours and everything is wonderful
there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.
Anonymous said: Are you a model?
By trade? Nope. Technically I have modeled before but noooo I’m definitely not a model.
Anonymous said: would you be willing to talk more about your big move? how did you find a job out of state? how did you deal with the anxiety of moving? I graduated college in May with my BA in English. I'm living in my tiny hometown and working as a waitress at two different restaurants and I have never felt more stuck in my life. I have no idea what I am doing with my life or even how I am supposed to start figuring that out. There is a sense of aimlessness without a goal to be working towards.
Definitely! This got really long so read on if you’re interested.
update: fuck ikea
my new mattress and bed frame were just delivered which means
#1 my bedroom is about to get a million times cuter, photos on the way
and #2 I DON’T HAVE TO SLEEP ON AN AIR MATTRESS ANYMORE